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Jokes: Tongue Twisters

Jokes: Tongue Twisters

Start by reciting tongue twisters slowly and clearly. Say each tongue twister five (5) times in a row. Tongue twisters help with pronunciation of words.

Whether the weather is warm,
Whether the weather is hot,
We have to put up with the weather,
Whether we like it or not.

A big black bug bit a big black bear.

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.

The cat catches cant catch caught cats.

Slimy snake slithered down the sandy Sahara.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasnt very fuzzy.
Was he?

Willies really weary.

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck as much as he could,
And chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A big bug bit the little beetle, but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat until you are spreading it like a spread!
Hold on, though!
We have a little challenge for you.
Well, try give them an attempt!

I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

Any noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper Picked?

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

A bragging baker baked black bread.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

If one doctor doctors another doctor,
Then which doctor is doctoring the doctored doctor?
Does the doctor who doctors the doctor,
Doctor the doctor the way the doctor is doctoring doctors?

Spread it thicker, say it quicker!

Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.

Ann and Andys anniversary is in April.

She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Four furious friends fought for the phone.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

Theophilus Thistle, the thistle sifter, sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles.

Shave a single shingle thin.

If you must cross a coarse cross cow,
Across a crowded cow crossing,
Cross the cross coarse cow,
Across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

Six slimy snails sailed silently.

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
But if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I wont wish the wish you with to wish.

Smelly shoes and socks shock sisters.

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.

I thought a thought,
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought you thought I thought.
If the thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.

Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches?

A sailor went to sea to see,
What he could see,
And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

How much ground would a groundhog hog,
If a groundhog could hog ground?
A ground hog would hog all the ground he could hog,
If a groundhog could hog ground.

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

Good blood, bad blood.

A tree-toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree-toad, but a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree-toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad’s heart,
For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree-toad trod.
But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain; He couldn’t please her whim.
From her tree-toad bower, with her three-toed power, the she-toad vetoed him.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

I looked right at Larry’s rally and left in a hurry.

Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.

Chester cheetah chews a chunk of cheap cheddar cheese.
If the chunk of cheese chunked Chester cheetah,
What would Chester cheetah chew and chunk on.

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.

All I want is a proper cup of coffee,
Made in a proper copper coffee pot
I may be off my dot
But I want a cup of coffee
From a proper coffee pot.
Tin coffee pots and iron coffee pots
They’re no use to me –
If I can’t have a proper cup of coffee
In a proper copper coffee pot
I’ll have a cup of tea.

If you want to buy, buy. If you don’t want to buy, bye-bye!

Fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.

The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

Any noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.

Mr. See owned a saw,
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw,
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw,
Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw.
So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore,
just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.

How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
“But,” she said, “this bit of butter’s bitter,
But a bit of better butter mixed with this butter might just make my bit of bitter butter better.”
So, Betty bought a bit of better butter to make her bitter butter better.

Pad kid poured curd pulled cod

Mister Matt mastered math matters, or maybe math that matters mastered Mister Matt?

How much dew does a dewdrop drop,
If dewdrops do drop dew?
As do dewdrops drop,
If dewdrops do drop dew.

The sixth sick sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick.

Which witch is which?

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed.
Shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack.
Sheep should sleep in a shed.

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