Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to unlock the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Redo? Ok. Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep, beep!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity who?
Open up, opportunity doesn’t knock twice.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come and play. I’m bored!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that’s why I had to knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pira–
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun your business.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupti
Mooooooooooooooo!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch youre doing and pay attention!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
No one.
No one who?
*Remain Silent*
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, Knock.
Whos there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, its broken!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always Whos there?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe-cdefgh..
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Eysore.
Eysore who?
Eyesore do love you.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Armarillo nice guy.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you.. hand over all your cash!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Howl.
Howl you?
Howl you know if you dont open the door!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over all your cash!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Art.
Art who?
AR-D2 the droid in Star Wars
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, its kangaroo.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Ok, W-H-O
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Water.
Water who?
Water those plants or their going to die.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Loaf.
Loaf who?
I dont just like bread, I loaf it.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Control freak.
Contr-
Okay, now you say, Control Freak who?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while youre chewing!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and Ill come in.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ray D.
Ray D who?
Ray D or not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Teresa.
Teresa who?
Teresa are green!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely disappointed you still dont recognize me.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Godiva.
Godiva who?
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ho-Ho.
Ho-Ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name again!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Im excited to see you too!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, wont you?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know whats taking you so long!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry Im freeeeeezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door please.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
You.
You who?
Anybody home?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or Ill freeze.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and Im putting in your mailbox.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer hte doorbell.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, Im coming in!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy Birthday!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didnt sneeze!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah place I can spend the night?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and Ill tell you!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so amny questions for?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Banana.
Banana who??
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Whos there!?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didnt say Banana?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasnt opened so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you sooooooooooo much!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
To.
To who?
No, its to whom.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesnt work! Can you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person knocking on the door?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open up.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 5 minutes!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I did not know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry, its just a joke.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go, Moo.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
Thats right! Owls do go who!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No Im not.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Youre not a shoe!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Alien.
Alien who?
How many Aliens do you know?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew you a picture.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A-mosquito! Look right there.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and Ill tell you.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Arizona.
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Nile.
Nile who?
Nile down and Ill tell you.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Mongo.
Mongo who?
Mongolia!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Im fine. Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Al.
Al who?
Al been seeing you in school.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Its pronounced Idaho, and the state capital is Boise.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you are a poo!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you some good news! Can you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue seen it coming.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I dont knock on random doors, but I just had to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A-man-da fix your door.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I cant stop thinking about you.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Saint Valentine.
Saint Valentine who?
Saint Valentines Day without you!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Russian.
Russian who?
Im Russian to get your phone number.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think youll ask me out?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese awful cute, isnt she?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you and me not out on a date?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Pauline.
Pauline who?
I think Im Pauline in love with you.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, dont you?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Aherd.
Aherd who?
Aherd, you like guys who tell knock knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher me, not someone else!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Evvie.
Evvie who?
Evvie thing I do is for you, Babe!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Cynthia.
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away, Ive been missing you.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Russian.
Russian who?
Im Russian to get your phone number.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you real soon.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
H.
H who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ax.
Ax who?
May I ax you on a date?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Cumin.
Cumin who?
Dont break my heart, Im only cumin.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Oman.
Oman who?
Oman, you are a cutie!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ion.
Ion who?
Ive got my ion you.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles just to be with you.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
QT.
QT who?
Youre such a QT.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet you steal my heart.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felixtremely cold, can you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Lizen carefully, I’m only going to say this once.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie-body you want.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dismay.
Dismay who?
Dismay be the wrong door, but can you let me in anyways?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
I.O.
I.O. who?
Me. When am I going to be paying me back?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
A wood wok.
A wood wok who?
A wood wok 500 miles and I wood wok 500 more!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Nah, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but Ill save it for later!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling me these awful knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door tonight.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to know me by now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Deja.
Deja who?
Knock, knock!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, thou looketh tired.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way to get to the store?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany boy home?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Me.
Me who?
Are you having an identity crisis?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
FBI.
FB..
We are the ones asking the questions here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noise.
Noise who?
Noise to see you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Want to go out?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur?
Arfur who?
Arfur got.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didnt know you liked Japanese poetry.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money, please.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
A tiss-who is for blowing your nose.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you cant guess who I am.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interup.
Bad news! You got a broken arm.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
A little boy.
A little boy who?
A little boy who cant reach the doorbell.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
Gouda knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to go out to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet who finish.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon some cookies in there? It sure smells delicous!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida salad for lunch today!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Wah.
Wha who?
Its-a-me Mario!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
HIPPA.
HIPPA who?
Im sorry. I am not authorized to release that information..
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Shamp.
Shamp who?
Does my hair really look that dirty?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Mikey.
MIkey who?
Mikey is lost. So can you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Tat.
Tat who?
No thanks. Im afraid of needles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No, cows go MOO!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fur.
Fur who?
Fur you, I can be anyone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby, owl see you later at my place.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise is your Boyfriend? You could do so much better.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco to you later. Its taking too long for you to open the door.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold outside.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Icing.
Icing who?
Icing so loud, the neighbors can even hear.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger please.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick and open the door. I got to use the restroom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep. Can you please open up?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, its running.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Anna Partridge.
Anna Partridge who?
Anna Partridge in a pear tree!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot is stuck in the door!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omargod, I have the wrong door!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Breaking dawn.
Breaking dawn who?
I’m breaking dawn this door with my powerful vampire knocks!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Stopper.
Stopper who?
Stopper! Shes running off with your newspaper!
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine secure. Dont know what for.
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Moron.
Moron who?
Moron that later. After all of these messages from our sponsors.
Knock knock.
Whos there?
A week.
A week who?
Yah, we coo!
Knock knock.
Whos there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Im not sure if you want to be doing that! Ewwww.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Ill see you in court!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Linda.
Linda who?
Linda hand will ya? Mine is tired from all this knocking!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday you filthy animal!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or Ill be climbing through the window.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesnt fit in the keyhole. Can you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Jack Snifferyourpippets.
Jack Snifferyourpippets who?
Seriously? How many Snifferyourpippets you know?
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I dont just show up out of the blue like this.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess cut the talking and open the door.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Keanu.
Keanu who?
Keanu let me in, its cold out here.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Rhonda.
Rhonda who?
Is this a rhonda-vous (rendezvous) point? I was told to knock 3 times.
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my tweet preenth.
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Why Aaron you opening the door?
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Ferdie.
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time, open this door please!
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Bruce.
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, dont hit me.
