Yo mamas so old, when someone told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mamas so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mamas so fat, Earth was flat until they buried her.
Yo mamas so fat, if she goes out in high-heels she comes back in flip-flops.
Yo mamas so hairy, when she gave birth to you, she gave you rug burn.
Yo mamas so fat, if she tries to bend over to pick up something, her belly is touching the floor before her hand does.
Yo mamas so fat, if she goes outside, they have to do a weather update.
Yo mamas so fat, if she goes into the ocean, she creates a Tsunami.
Yo mamas so dirty, shes the reason they call it the Dead Sea, she kills everything with her odor.
Yo mamas so fat, if she flops in the ocean when she stands up its just a puddle of water.