Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale, and it said: To be continued.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama house so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama so scary, the robber ran away once he saw her.
Yo mama so poor, ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mamas so chatty, she gave a eulogy at her own funeral.
Yo mamas so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.
Yo mamas house so small that when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.
Yo mamas so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mamas so stupid, when they said, Order in the court, she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mamas so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mamas so old, Jurassic Park brings back memories.
Yo mamas so silly, she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mamas so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when theyve got writers block.
Yo mamas so dumb she sold her car to get gasoline money!
Yo mamas so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
Yo mamas so tall, she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mamas so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window so the wind could blow it.
Yo mama’s like a library, open to the public.
Yo mama’s cooking is so bad, every April Fool’s she cooks a good meal.
Yo mama’s so fat, every time she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama’s so protective, she covered you in Band-Aids before you got the boo-boos.
Yo mamas so smart which, if this were the 17th century, would make her seem like a witch, but these days, that’s a good thing, and we’re happy with her mystical powers.
Yo mamas so strict, she locked you up in a tower.
Yo mamas so fat, she cant even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama’s so tall, she tripped over a rack and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama’s so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mamas so lazy she stands outside to let the wind blow her nose!
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mamas so scary, you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.
Yo mamas so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mamas so hot, she makes jalapeños cry.
Yo mamas so strict, she enforced a curfew for the entire neighborhood.
Yo mamas so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mamas so scary, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mamas so American, her birthday song is the National Anthem.
Yo mama’s so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.
Yo mama’s such a mess, Fix-It Felix said, “I can’t fix it.”
Yo mamas so nasty, I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama’s so fat, on a scale from one to ten, she’s a 747.
Yo mamas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama’s so hungry, she created a Gmail account just so she could get the spam.
Yo mamas so unfunny, she ruins every joke she ever tells.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mamas so old, when she was young, rainbows were still black and white.
Yo mamas so big, her belt size is “equator.”
Yo mamas so short, people thought she was a Funko Pop
Yo mamas so clumsy, she makes Humpty Dumpty look like a gymnast.
Yo mamas so dumb, she got fired from the M M factory for throwing away all the W’s.
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister.
Yo mamas so mean, they don’t give her happy meals at McDonalds.
Yo mamas so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless network.
Yo mama’s so short when she plays Fortnite she can hide under the freaking store.
Yo mamas so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mamas so fat she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo mama’s hair is so long, Rapunzel takes styling lessons from her.
Yo mamas so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mamas so fat, the last time she wore a Red Cross t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land in her.
Yo mamas so fat, when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mamas so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama’s so fat that the probability of her being in any arbitrary point in space is 1.
Yo mamas so dumb, she failed a survey.
Yo mamas so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mamas so ridiculous, she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Yo mamas so big, when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama’s so indecisive that she wears her trousers rolled.
Yo mama’s such a pathological liar that she tells the truth every Fool’s Day.
Yo mamas glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama’s so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo mama’s so nice… she works 3 jobs and still makes time for you.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, she puts the sun out of business.
Yo mamas so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted sweet dreams.
Yo mama’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama’s so old you’re lucky she still does everything she does for you. Seriously, her responsibility to you expired a long time ago.
Yo mamas so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama’s bag is so cluttered it’s like the inside of a dollar store in there.
Yo mama so bad at directions, when she saw the “Disneyland left” sign, she went home.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job application.
Yo mamas so strict, she grounded you for getting a silver medal.
Yo mama’s so boring that the neighbors call her Mr. Collins.
Yo mamas so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.
Yo mamas is so bossy she got promoted at her company way faster than anyone expected, had an early retirement, and then started her own company.
Yo mama’s so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mamas is so lazy… she doesn’t even do the dishes until after she makes dinner.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”
Yo mamas so ugly, when she walks into the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama’s so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snack Bar.
Yo mamas so stupid, I said Kool-Aid and she jumped through the wall.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mamas so American, she deep-fries her toothpaste.
Yo mamas so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama’s so silly she told the NFL players to bring spoons to the Superbowl.
Yo mamas so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mamas so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job application.
Yo mamas so confusing, even Scooby Doo couldn’t solve that mystery.
Yo mamas so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad.
Yo mamas so stupid that she thought Star Wars was a war for stars.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama’s head so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo mamas so evil, the devil sold his soul to her.
Yo mamas so lazy she woke up from a coma and went to sleep.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mamas so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mamas so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work.
Yo mama’s so cold, she gives everyone around her frostbite.
Yo mamas so fat, when she got hit by a bus she asked, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama’s so tragic that she sings about the June Rebellion.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama’s so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mamas so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo mamas so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world.
Yo mamas so ugly, her own portraits hang themselves.
Yo mamas so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo mamas so ugly, people dress up as her for Halloween.
Yo mamas so old, she walked into an antiques store, and they didn’t let her leave.
Yo mamas so tacky that when she tried to join a tacky contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
Yo mamas so klutzy, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama’s so fat, the aliens call her “the mothership.”
Yo mama’s so classless, she’s a Marxist utopia.
Yo mamas so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.
Yo mamas so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was still just getting sick.
Yo mamas is so lucky she sees the good in her life despite all the hardship and suffering.
Yo mamas so scary, even Voldemort won’t say her name.
Yo mamas so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
Yo mamas so poor she can’t even pay attention.
Yo mama’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mamas so American, she sued McDonald’s for selling French fries.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.
Yo mamas so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mamas such a bad cook, the foods throw themselves into the garbage.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mamas teeth so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn’t read an audiobook.
Yo mama’s so greedy, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama’s so scary that when she went to the zoo, the lions and tigers hid from her.
Yo mamas so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mamas so scary, she threw a boomerang, and it refused to come back.
Yo mamas so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
Yo mamas so fat, when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama’s so delusional that she kicked off a witch trial.
Yo mamas so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind.
Yo mama’s so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mamas is so big… meaning, she runs the PTA and everyone knows her at the grocery store because she does not take shit from anyone.
Yo mamas so hairy people think she’s an Ewok.
Yo mamas so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamas so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mamas so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.
Yo mamas so dumb, when she heard about cookies on the Internet, she ate her computer.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama’s so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting “Wait, you forgot the remote!
Yo mamas so ugly, when your dad drops her off for work, he gets a fine for littering.
Yo mamas so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mamas so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mamas so dumb, she called me to ask for my phone number.
Yo mamas so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mamas so silly, I saw her in a tree talking about how she was the branch manager.
Yo mama’s so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.
Yo mamas so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mamas so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mamas so old, when someone told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mamas so dumb, she plays pool in her bathing suit.
Yo mamas so poor, when i jumped in a puddle, she said, What are you doing in my bathtub?
Yo mama’s laugh is so contagious that the CDC issued a travel ban on anyone who came to her New Year’s Eve potluck.
Yo mamas so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mamas so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo mama’s cooking so nasty, she flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.
Yo mama’s so sweet she takes her coffee without sugar.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
Yo mamas so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
Yo mamas so old, when someone told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mamas so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mamas so fat, Earth was flat until they buried her.
Yo mamas so fat, if she goes out in high-heels she comes back in flip-flops.
Yo mamas so hairy, when she gave birth to you, she gave you rug burn.
Yo mamas so fat, if she tries to bend over to pick up something, her belly is touching the floor before her hand does.
Yo mamas so fat, if she goes outside, they have to do a weather update.
Yo mamas so fat, if she goes into the ocean, she creates a Tsunami.
Yo mamas so dirty, shes the reason they call it the Dead Sea, she kills everything with her odor.
Yo mamas so fat, if she flops in the ocean when she stands up its just a puddle of water.
